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"Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager" (Nighthawkwill7)
11/01/2013 at 13:07 • Filed to: Dreamlopnik

So, last night as per the tradition of zany stuff William dreams about, I dreamt that I was sitting at an outdoor cafe were this random guy walks up to me and flips my table on me... Excuse me?

Obviously, I got pretty tweaked and I stood up and punched that bastard square in the jaw, feeling the bones crunch and his jaw become unhinged with the force of impact. The dude falls flat on the floor and is trying to say something to me but he can't, because his jaw is busted. I loom over him for just a second but then I turn around and I walk off into the parking lot where I get into what looks like Ford Taurus SHO.

I proceed to drive off by the lagoon (turns out this is San Juan, except it isn't...) and I see a girl being chased into the water by what seems to be a lion/bobcat hybrid (?). I get out of the car and run towards the girl and wildcat when I feel this metallic object bouncing under my over shirt. I reach for it and it turned out to be a 9mm Sig Sauer pistol, who've thought? I draw the gun from the holster and put down the lion thing in two shots and I wade into the water to pull back the frightened girl. "Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" She exclaims and gives me a radio transmitter, telling me that someone is expecting my call... Who is this girl?

I get back into the car, key the mic on the transmitter and immediately say my name. "Voice Pattern Recognized, Hello William." Calmly replies a female voice and I'm immediately patched through to an older sounding gentleman. "We don't have much time, William! The man was last seen holding a family of four hostage inside of a convenience store about two miles up the road from your location, you must hurry!" Startled and confused by this revelation, I go wide open throttle in the Taurus and reach the store, inside I see a shady looking man in a cloak holding the husband, wife and two girls at gunpoint with shotgun. He sees me get out of the car and takes aim at me and I at him and we exchange fire. I feel the buckshot flying past me, making short work of the store window just behind me. I rise back from cover and fire six times, one of which manages to injure him, causing him to momentarily fall down on one knee and just as he does, his cloak comes off and it is none other than... MY FATHER?!?!?!

But something's not right, he looks at me and smirks and his face phases out into another one and he says to me "You didn't think it would be this easy now did you,boy?" That voice wasn't my father, it sounded to raspy and high pitched. I decide to ditch the gun and pulled out an orange lightsaber and he draws a red one. We run towards each other, the air humming with the energy of our blades, followed by distorted crackle as they clash. We swing and slash, parry and riposte until I final get him across the chest which suddenly erupts in sparks and flames. As he falls down, he shoots me a strange look and in a distorted voice proclaims "You may have won this battle, but we will return for we... ARE LEGION!". With that, he stops moving and another man runs toward me. Still wary, I lift my sword but the man cries out "I'm on you side! Get on the radio, he wants to talk to you!"

Curious about what he meant. I head back to the Taurus and cue up the transmitter. The gentleman answers and speaks in his gruff drawl. "So you got him?, he asked. Yeah, who was that? The old man responds "That my friend, that was... THE REPLICANT"

And with that, I wake up... What?

DISCUSSION (9)

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
11/01/2013 at 13:08

Your boy, BJR > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
11/01/2013 at 13:09

That would make an epic video game.

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > Your boy, BJR
11/01/2013 at 13:11

Or car commercial because I now feel the urge to stop by my local Ford dealer.

Your boy, BJR > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
11/01/2013 at 13:11

SUBLIMINAL ADVERTISING.

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > Your boy, BJR
11/01/2013 at 13:13

Walfisch > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
11/01/2013 at 13:20

Haha that was interesting!

My last dream is not as exciting, but still awesome. I dreamt I was making out with my hot co-worker, and my hands were all over her legs and body. The most vivid part was how I remember what she was wearing - a high-cut brown mini skirt and a white polo shirt, and some peep-toe pumps.

Then I woke up, and I had a mischievous grin all over my face the whole day at the office.

...

Yes, I agree, wet dreams are best dreams.

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > Walfisch
11/01/2013 at 13:49

Whoa awesome!

Dogapult > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
11/01/2013 at 15:08

I dreamt I was getting Japanese food with two of my friends. I ordered Hijiki which, at my local place, was free as just kind of a tiny appetizer. there, they said it was $50. I misheard because the waitress's accent was really strong) thought they said $15. ordered it, ate, and then took a better look at the menu and it said 5000 yen! (so apparently we were in Japan, and that's about $50) my friends paid for their food and walked out, waiting for me. I walked out of the restaurant, collected my thoughts (because at the moment, $50 is FAR too much for me to spend on a meal) and then went back in. They had thought I was attempting to stiff them, and had given me a break on the food when I explained the mistake. I paid them $30, and then woke up.

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > Dogapult
11/01/2013 at 16:17

Lolwat